J'ai pas mis The Internet is for Porn parce que je la connais pas par coeur xD
Mais je me rends compte que j'ai pas mis The Money Song O_o
Allez on y va xD
NICKY:
Help the homeless ! Help the homeless! Oh! Hey, Princeton! Give me a quarter
Here in my hat
Come on, Princeton!
It's as easy as that! Ha!
Helping others brings you closer to god
So give me a quarter...
PRINCETON: I don't have any change.
NICKY: oh... okay!
Give me a dollar!
PRINCETON: That's not what I ment!
NICKY: Give me a five!
PRINCETON: Ha! Are you kidding???
NICKY: the more you give, the more you get
That's being alive!
All I'm asking you is to do what Jesus Christ would do!
He'd give me a quarter, why don't you?
PRINCETON: all right all right here you go!
NICKY: oh, thanks!!
PRINCETON: Take care! Wooh!
NICKY: what's the matter?
PRINCETON: I feel generous! I feel compassionate!
NICKY: You do ?
PRINCETON: Yeah! Yeah I feel like a new person! A good person ! Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic !!
NICKY: that's what I've been trying to tell you !
PRINCETON: All this time I've been running around, thinking about me, me, me! And where has it gotten me? I'm gonna do something for someone else!
NICKY: oh! Me ?
PRINCETON: No ! Kate! I'm gonna raise the money to build that stupid Monster School she's always talking about !!! HAHAHA!
Give me your money !!
NICKY: WHAT ??
PRINCETON: I need it for Kate!
NICKY: I need it to eat !!!!!
PRINCETON : come on, Nicky...
NICKY : Aww, get lost.
PRINCETON: it'll make you feel great !
NICKY: so would a burger!
PRINCETON : when her dreams come true , it'll all be partly thanks to you! So give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I can't.
PRINCETON: Give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I need it.
PRINCETON: Give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it ! I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it ! I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it ! I'm homeless!
I ca- *SCHBAM*
Okay, here you go.
PRINCETON : oh thanks!
NICKY: Woooh !!! Suddenly I am feeling closer to god
It's time to stop begging,
It's time to start giving
What can I give to Rod?
Something he'll like so much he'll take me back.
Oh ! I Know! I'll find him a boyfriend !!
PRINCETON : That's the spirit !!!
NICKY: yeaah!!
BOTH: When you help others
You can't help helping yourself
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
Gary Coleman: Hey boys! What's the hat for?
NICKY: oh we're collecting money!
PRINCETON: oh it's for Kate! We're raising money to help her build her dream school!
Give us your money!
NICKY: you'll be glad that you did!
G.C: That's just what my parents told me
When I was a kid. Shit.
PRINCETON: but giving feels so great !!
G.C: and I bet it wouldn't hurt your chances with Kate...
PRINCETON: Well, that too.
G.C : I'll give you a dollar.
PRINCETON: you're a gentleman and a scholar!
CHRISTMAS EVE: We so happy ! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash !
BRIAN: Honey, don't tell THEM that !
CHRISTMAS EVE: We get about two thousand bucks!
BRIAN: yeah, so thanks everybody!
C.E : We rich !
PRINCETON: Give us your money!
NICKY: Give us your money!
GARY: Give us your goddamn money !!!
PRINCETON: give us the dough
NICKY-GARY: give us the dough!
NICKY-PRINCETON-GARY: We're raising money for a monster school, but we've got a ways to go.
PRINCETON: Sounds like you've got money to burn
NICKY: and it's not like money that you had to earn
LES TROIS: so, give us your money !!
C.E: a monster school?
BRIAN: sounds like a good cause.
C.E: give me your wallet.
PRINCETON: oh my gosh! I don't know how to thank you guys! I mean Kate will be so grateful! That kind of money is such a great start ...
GARY: yeah, fifteen dollars.
PRINCETON: ............ fifteen dollars????
C.E: every little bit help.
PRINCETON: ......
NICKY: looks like we're gonna have to ask more people!
ALL: hey !!!! give us your money !
All that you've got!
Just fork it on over!
GARY: or some puppets will get shot!
PRINCETON: haa....
ALL: it's time to pass the hat!
GARY: and there's nothing you can do 'bout that.
ALL: so give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your moneyyyyy !!!!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
Everytime you do good deeds
You're also serving your own needs!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
When you give to a worthy cause
You'll feel as jolly as Santa Claus!
When you help others
You can't
Help
Helping youuuurseeeelf !!!!!!!!!!
AVENUE Q - The Money Song
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